The Year is 2006

Bin Laden had been captured.

We still have the hundreds of billions of dollars in surplus and have used it to protect ports and borders and create jobs.

The health care system has become a priority.

2300 of the National Guard soldiers are still alive and at home with their families.

17,000 others are healthy and walking.

40,000 extra Iraqi men, women and children are still alive with all their limbs.

Through sanctions and diplomacy, Saddam has once again been controlled and is helping us control Iran.

Saddam's sons were killed by one Iraqi suicide bomber, when their own people decided to do something.

There were no domestic cuts in Medicare, veteran's benefits, education, nor any other beneficial programs.

New Orleans, through quick action and foresight, is quickly rebuilding.

The environment is being cleaned up and the laws remain in place.

The alternative fuel program is a success.

Jobs were created that pays a living wage.

The bad news-

Gas went up to $1.40.

The republicans and Rush Limpbag are whining about spending one billion dollars and calling for impeachment.

I wonder what would have happened if we had elected Bush??

I understand he is retired and living happily in Crawford, Texas and everyone likes his BBQ.

Wake up! It's time to go to work.

Written by James Oliver